Doug Christie's Wife Said She Checks Doug's Balls In Order To See If He Has Cheated On Her
I don’t know if Jackie Christie is the greatest lay in the history of God’s green Earth or Doug Christie actually gets off on being pussy whipped, but Jesus Christ that story was depressing. Having to worry about your wife doing unannounced nut inflation checks is no way to go about life. Doug Christie had a hell of a life going. Played college ball in paradise for Pepperdine, played in the NBA for 15 years, and made millions of dollars. But he also does stuff like this:
With few exceptions, Doug Christie does not look at other women, avoiding dialogue or even eye contact. ”Every conversation I’ve ever had with a woman since we’ve been married besides my wife she knows about,” he said. ”She’s been there. But what are we talking about? Banking? Mortgage? Other than that, I don’t have anything to say to anybody. It’s taking up my time and my time is limited to basketball and my family.”
The Christies, who have been married for eight years and have three children, get married on July 8 each year, their anniversary. It is not a mere renewal of their wedding vows, but an actual wedding — replete with friends, family, cake and a reception.
Doug Christie is a legit Greek tragedy. Actually you know what? He’s officially Douglas Christie. Doug is already a weird name, but you gotta be a full blown Douglas to allow this shit to happen. Douglas should have had one of the best lives on the planet and instead lives in a world of ball checks and getting re-married to the same woman every year like some bad version of Groundhog Day. If his scrotum’s PSI is a fraction off, he’s fighting an angry woman that is probably 100 times more thorough than The Wells Report. And we can agree that there is no way Doug Christie’s wife lets him watch porn, right? Hell, I think Doug’s dick gets chopped off if she found out he was rubbing one out to the mere thought of another chick. The Christies really weird me out, man.